Post by majormalfunction on Mar 2, 2013 22:22:20 GMT -5
New man on board. Be gentle with me because I suffer enough fools out in the real world. Just a bit about myself for starters. I was born a very poor genius handicapped by not having a few extra hands and plenty of money. I made do by using logic, lying a lot and stealing when times got hard. Then I joined a super secret order of military black ops and slayed enemies of this great nation as a hobby. I am retired now after a 20 year reign of terror as a Major Captain General and just bought my dream car last week for a ton of cash. James Bond sent me congrats on my choice and I sent him a solid gold gun I had just finished making myself while I was in Mexico on vacation. I married a stripper down there and she supports me because I fell off a ladder a while back and broke both my arms and urinated in my pants. Do not feel jealousy because you are not me. Just be happy that a hero like me will honor you with my tales of glory.
p.s. Don't take any wooden nickels and you may avoid splinters.... Did I mention that I lie a lot even when I sleep?
plasmaball: Yes a woman's Orgasm is like trying to spot the wild snow leopard. You must wait weeks upon maybe months and if you are lucky you might spot a small puddle from this cunning creature called the orgasm. its more like sometimes you have to fake it because
Feb 7, 2013 12:05:17 GMT -5
plasmaball: we find you boring.
Feb 7, 2013 12:05:22 GMT -5
LadyGunSlinger: Your psychobabble is just that and shows you don't know shit about a woman's body.
Feb 7, 2013 12:27:10 GMT -5
plasmaball: sigh sarcasm is lost on the stupid. dear the womans body is not a rubix cube.
Feb 7, 2013 12:37:53 GMT -5
LadyGunSlinger: As if I am suppose to be able to discern your attitude over the interwebz??
Feb 7, 2013 12:44:55 GMT -5