Post by retirednavychief on Nov 27, 2012 10:55:57 GMT -5
Three nuns were killed in an auto accident. They were Sister Mary, Sister Sue and Sister Lisa. They all arrived at the Pearly Gate and was met by Saint Peter at the very same time. Saint Peter told them all that they had led a beautiful sinless life on earth but before they could enter heaven they had to take a simple little test. Saint Peter said to relax because the test was not very difficult.
First he asked Sister Mary "Who lived in the Garden of Eden?" She replied, "That's easy. Adam and Eve." All of a sudden there was beautiful harp music and the Gate into heaven opened. Saint Peter told her to go right in.
Next he asked Sister Sue what the fruit was on the tree of knowledge in the Garden of Eden. Sister Sue replied "That's not so difficult to answer. It was an apple." All of a sudden again beautiful harp music played and the gate into heaven opened so she could enter.
Then Saint Paul turned to Sister Lisa and asked "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam after she was created by God from his rib?" Sister Lisa was scratching her head, wringing her hands and was truly baffled. She replied to Saint Peter, "Gosh, that's a hard one!" All of a sudden beautiful harp music played and the gates of heaven opened up so Sister Lisa could enter heaven.
plasmaball: Yes a woman's Orgasm is like trying to spot the wild snow leopard. You must wait weeks upon maybe months and if you are lucky you might spot a small puddle from this cunning creature called the orgasm. its more like sometimes you have to fake it because
Feb 7, 2013 12:05:17 GMT -5
plasmaball: we find you boring.
Feb 7, 2013 12:05:22 GMT -5
LadyGunSlinger: Your psychobabble is just that and shows you don't know shit about a woman's body.
Feb 7, 2013 12:27:10 GMT -5
plasmaball: sigh sarcasm is lost on the stupid. dear the womans body is not a rubix cube.
Feb 7, 2013 12:37:53 GMT -5
LadyGunSlinger: As if I am suppose to be able to discern your attitude over the interwebz??
Feb 7, 2013 12:44:55 GMT -5