Post by purplegiraffe on Feb 11, 2013 15:08:33 GMT -5
I joined another forum a couple years back because I was trying to figure out what I did wrong in a relationship with an ex and generally improve myself (communication skills, empathy, stress tolerance, self-regard, etc.) for any future relationships and what not. In an effort to remain anonymous, I chose the first assortment of words that came to mind, which was purple and giraffe, and it's just kind of stuck.
I have discovered though, that people generally assume that I love purple and giraffes, and while I do like purple and I really like giraffes, I actually prefer blue and turtles/sloths.
Plus, BlueSloth, just doesn't sound as cool as PurpleGiraffe , and as I learned later (after choosing the name), the Purple Giraffe is the prize sought after in an early episode of How I Met Your Mother. It it supposed to be an analogy of the perfect relationship. That person that feels highly compatible with/for you, so I have every hope to be (and currently am), the PurpleGiraffe, and might be the Purple Giraffe to someone eventually when that happens.
plasmaball: Yes a woman's Orgasm is like trying to spot the wild snow leopard. You must wait weeks upon maybe months and if you are lucky you might spot a small puddle from this cunning creature called the orgasm. its more like sometimes you have to fake it because
Feb 7, 2013 12:05:17 GMT -5
plasmaball: we find you boring.
Feb 7, 2013 12:05:22 GMT -5
LadyGunSlinger: Your psychobabble is just that and shows you don't know shit about a woman's body.
Feb 7, 2013 12:27:10 GMT -5
plasmaball: sigh sarcasm is lost on the stupid. dear the womans body is not a rubix cube.
Feb 7, 2013 12:37:53 GMT -5
LadyGunSlinger: As if I am suppose to be able to discern your attitude over the interwebz??
Feb 7, 2013 12:44:55 GMT -5